cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

miketooch:

dumbledorkus:

thefaultinourfandoms:

melissamceagle:

do you think anime parents have a baby 

and when they see she has pink hair and blue eyes they just think

oh no

she’s a main character.”

"oh shit im a tragic backstory"

a man looks over the breakfast table to see his wife feeding their young child. 

he stares, horrified. laying his paper slowly on the table he whispers,

When did you start wearing your hair like that?”

That’s why anime dads always leave. THEY KNOW.

gavinfree:

i found the exact moment when steve harvey’s soul collapsed

gavinfree:

i found the exact moment when steve harvey’s soul collapsed

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

foreverequines:

FOREVEREQUINES 2K FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!
In honour of hitting my next thousand I am giving away some things that I have just sitting around, not getting used.
Professional’s choice no turn bell boots size medium, brand new, never used (ripped tags off so I couldn’t return them).
Braiding supplies, including black elastics, all brand new got given as a gift, but already have this stuff.
3 quart feed scoop, again brand new, don’t need it.
Roma 100% merino sheepskin half pad, full sized, it is used, but has been cleaned and is in excellent usable condition. I got a new one a few months ago, so I don’t use this one at all.
RULES:
Must be following me foreverequines - I will check Reblogs only, likes do not count The more you reblog, the more entries you have Must reach at least 800 notes Will pick the winner using a random generator Winner must have ask box open, and respond within 72 hours
GIVEAWAY ENDS APRIL 30TH

foreverequines:

FOREVEREQUINES 2K FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!

In honour of hitting my next thousand I am giving away some things that I have just sitting around, not getting used.

Professional’s choice no turn bell boots size medium, brand new, never used (ripped tags off so I couldn’t return them).

Braiding supplies, including black elastics, all brand new got given as a gift, but already have this stuff.

3 quart feed scoop, again brand new, don’t need it.

Roma 100% merino sheepskin half pad, full sized, it is used, but has been cleaned and is in excellent usable condition. I got a new one a few months ago, so I don’t use this one at all.

RULES:

Must be following me foreverequines - I will check
Reblogs only, likes do not count
The more you reblog, the more entries you have
Must reach at least 800 notes
Will pick the winner using a random generator
Winner must have ask box open, and respond within 72 hours

GIVEAWAY ENDS APRIL 30TH

tame-fangirl:

shittysword:

I hate my dance partner because well be in class and hell stretch and whatnot and it’s just like

m u s c l e s

and can u fuckin not

conceal dont feel dont let them know

I’m TRYIN so hard

tagged: ☆but those arms 

Death Note Meme: 1 Shinigami [1/1]↳ Ryuk

Death Note Meme: 1 Shinigami [1/1]
Ryuk

tagged: ☆death note 

I hate my dance partner because well be in class and hell stretch and whatnot and it’s just like

m u s c l e s

and can u fuckin not

tagged: ☆I hate 

theconsultingbadwolf:

incises:

ive seen so many boobs/dicks/naked ppl on tumblr that i think at this stage if i saw a naked person walking down the street irl id just shrug and keep walking 

i think everyone should be like this